Honorary bro

Defined as a A chill as girl that’s cool as fuck and can hang with the bros. Simple. She’s just danky as fuck

Most girls named Danielle

The world Being Defined as in : Cheers to our honorary bro “Danielle”, she’s the shit.

A chill as girl who is down for anything she’s an honorary bro for sure.

Honorary bro by Dankycole August 30, 2018

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Traditional Bro

- (noun) An advanced version of a basic bro who does things the “traditional” way. Can be often attributed to the following characteristics/habits:

• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”

Friend: “Hey, what are you drinking there?”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”

Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”

Traditional Bro by hipsterwhiteguy October 9, 2018