All Anal April

You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.

Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!

by BofaDispenser December 5, 2024

Anal Hog

Someone who gets so brutally pounded in the booty, that their entire essence becomes that of an ugly, ravenous, pig-like creature with no standards or common sense.

Nicole- “WOW, that pounding was fantastic. I need more.”
Chris- “Holy fucking shit dude, Nicole is an anal hog.”

by kushman16 August 22, 2018

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by Austin<3 October 13, 2020

Anal-Rapture

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.

Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.

by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022

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by happy balls v2.00 July 17, 2019

anal elf

Someone who gives anal to a big daddy

Did you hear about santa's anal elf's?

by Dick ass bitch fag June 27, 2017

Anal Lagger

A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.

Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"

Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?

Jon: no.

by The_MuslimiZer July 9, 2009