National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

Slap

Going to go jack off

Be right back mate I gotta get in my daily slap

by Slapper22 April 3, 2020

cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there

fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.

by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019

Speers Slaps

Invented by Ethan and Maya Speers, this game requires players to stand a foot apart facing eachother and unable to move their feet. After a clap to start the game both players aim to slap the back of their opponents hands before their opponent slaps the back of their own hand, hands can not move behind the body or over the head. Any slap to the back of the hand is a win and the game restarts with another clap.

“Oi you wanna play Speers Slaps?”

“Absolutely not, you hit too hard.”

“Wuss”

by Lord_Thicc August 15, 2022

Bam Slap

A very hard slap. The hand is extended all the way back and then brought forward stricking the face extremly hard and fast, disorienting the victim.

These slaps are Bam Margera's trademark.

Dude-Yo bam slap me.
Dude2-Ok dude. (BAM SLAP)
dude-yo dude that totally hurt but i dont care.
dude-yeah dude.

by BamFan91 November 30, 2009

Slap sad

When you are slap happy, but really really sad at the same time; so overwhelmed it's comical; college student.

You guys I am so slap sad, I cannot make it through this lab. Wait, do we even have lab today? Where did we park?

by Princess Conseula BananaHammoc March 18, 2019

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016