9/10 of the law

It’s when a daughter steals her lovely mothers clothing and claims it as her own.

Christina stole Vickie’s dress and wears it all the time. That’s 9/10 of the law right there.

by Pancake Hippo August 3, 2023

grandniece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.

My grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". In the context of time management, this means that if you allocate a week for a task that could realistically be done in a few hours, it will likely take the entire week to complete, leading to inefficiency and procrastination.

I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

great-great-grandmother-in-law

The great-great-grandmother of one's spouse.

My great-great-grandmother-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

by no good names work October 9, 2021

segals law

Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

fidel castro segals law

by zkrcast December 24, 2023

Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008