artichoke me daddy

Okie-dokie arti-choke me daddy
Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*
by Smashpotatogirl December 26, 2016
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fuck-me tattoo

Tattoo on a female's lower back. Considered the ultimate in body art by white trash. Also known at tramp stamp. Usually seen right above thier thong underwear.
When that bitch bends over you can see her fuck-me tattoo.
by jadyn513 February 23, 2007
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Jam me up

When someone keeps at you or puts you on the spot about doing or committing to something you may or may not want to do and you are not ready to make a decision or just don't feel like it. It gets to jam up level when the 'jammer' keeps pushing regardless of the 'jamee's' reluctance to give an answer when asked, then the 'jammer' continues to jam up when they get the chance. Brings 'bugging you' to an all new level.
"I wish John would not jam me up about going out with him all the time as I have alot going on and really don't have the time, but he keeps asking and makes me feel like I have to justify why I can't."

"You have asked me about the concert five times, don't jam me up, I will let you know when I decide."
by WoodyAZ September 15, 2009
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Fuck Me Tender

An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.
I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!
by CJ Banks August 17, 2007
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forget me nots

drugs that make you black out like xanax klonopin and valiums
dude he took a whole hand full of forget me nots then pounded liquor... hes not gonna remember a damn thing
by prodigyice February 15, 2010
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Feed me seymour

An expression of desire, a request for satiation.
I want to attack that village! Feed me Seymour!
by duderanch May 22, 2008
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date me pls

when you are desperate for a relationship your mind just screams "date me pls" at everyone that looks you in the eye (and then some that don't).
Taylor: Wow there are so many attractive people here, i wish i was in a relationship
Cutie: Hi! I like your shirt
Taylor: I like your face
Cutie: what
Taylor: *internally* date me plssssssssss
Cutie: ?
Taylor: what
*disappears into the oblivion*
by thanks! February 03, 2018
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