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Fart nugget

A fart nugget is went someone decides to fart mostly fat people on someone’s head while eating chicken nuggets then a fat log of shit comes out onto their face and they eat it
by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020
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chocolate fart

When you fart and some liquid poop comes. You then smear the liquid poop into your underclothes.
Dude1: Ah, dude, I just had a chocolate fart!

Dude2: I hope you're wearing underwear.
by deepspace10 December 4, 2010
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fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.
guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.
by david bennington July 3, 2011
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fart freckle

A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.
Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.
by scrimmy bojj November 6, 2013
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Fart and Smile

Slang name for a grocery store chain and a fun thing to do.
I went to Fart and Smile and bought a hundred pounds of beans.
by lovetosurve October 9, 2019
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Dick Fart

Old English term for when gas erupts from a mans penis
John was so close to cumming that he had a dick fart
by Richard BUrnish January 7, 2017
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Akaward Farts

The act of farting in a very small crouded room with lots of people which all have stopped talking and they all glare at you.
"Ewww! that guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major dumbass".

Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.

Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.

Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.
by TactialFarts69 November 28, 2011
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