A handjob, self inflicted or from a friend, in which the handjob is applied using sandpaper, while the recipient sings “Louie, Louie”, attempting to coincide the orgasm with the end of the second chorus
by GodlessTrucker December 7, 2018

Not to be confused with a ‘dirty Garfield’, there is no pussy involved with a Dirty Gareth. The Dirty Gareth defines the mutual destruction of two male anuses, specifically describing the act of anal fisting between two similar looking Middle Aged Caucasian men.
by Bazza66998 February 26, 2019

when you put your dick in a girls ass and hang out. Similar to soaking or floating. In the end you always have to scrub the barnacles off your cock.
Man last night i dropped the dirty anchor then proceeded to watch 6 episodes of operation repo. Man did i have to scrub the barnacles hard after that dock session.
by jokename April 23, 2009

You pull out right before cumming and tell the girl to go long( 2 feet), like u were playing football. You then "pass" ur cum and she tries to catch it in her mouth to complete the pass.
by FUNNY December 1, 2004

A sexual movement that involves the male participant holding himself up with his hands and feet whilst facing upward while the female rides him. During this interaction, it is customary for the female to support their own weight by employing a squat-like motion to achieve penetration.
by Welshian321 April 28, 2020

Partner : “Damn she gave me a dirty Freya this morning”
Friend : “OMG bro I’m jealous, my misses only gave me a handjob whilst I was driving”
Friend : “OMG bro I’m jealous, my misses only gave me a handjob whilst I was driving”
by I am phat :D April 19, 2020

when you sit in a room full of friends and you let one smelly fart rip...clearing the room completly
by dmass April 27, 2007
