Partner : “Damn she gave me a dirty Freya this morning”
Friend : “OMG bro I’m jealous, my misses only gave me a handjob whilst I was driving”
Friend : “OMG bro I’m jealous, my misses only gave me a handjob whilst I was driving”
by I am phat :D April 19, 2020
Getting into a morph suit and have intercourse, then you take off the morph suit and insert it into a woman’s vagina until it’s all gone.
by ughgloomy April 13, 2020
The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.
by Jermo B April 09, 2008
when you put your dick in a girls ass and hang out. Similar to soaking or floating. In the end you always have to scrub the barnacles off your cock.
Man last night i dropped the dirty anchor then proceeded to watch 6 episodes of operation repo. Man did i have to scrub the barnacles hard after that dock session.
by jokename April 22, 2009
A handjob, self inflicted or from a friend, in which the handjob is applied using sandpaper, while the recipient sings “Louie, Louie”, attempting to coincide the orgasm with the end of the second chorus
by GodlessTrucker December 08, 2018
Not to be confused with a ‘dirty Garfield’, there is no pussy involved with a Dirty Gareth. The Dirty Gareth defines the mutual destruction of two male anuses, specifically describing the act of anal fisting between two similar looking Middle Aged Caucasian men.
by Bazza66998 February 26, 2019
a woman who's goal is to find a man who's in a relationship and make his loyalties waver. the ultimate goal is to win the man in the end.
by will77534 January 19, 2007