new jersey death trap

when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex

things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood

by ash catsup March 31, 2022

burning to death

when you fucking burn to death and die

"aw shit im burning to death, thats kinda tough"

by BIGGER BALLS THAN YOURS April 22, 2022

backflip of death

a thing ichigo mashimaro did when she died

i have a special skill too i like my backflip

backflip of death

by Phu The Writer May 12, 2022

creepy uncle stalins death fridge

the fridge that shot me with 152mm anal penetration

creepy uncle stalins death fridge Its pretty self explanatory dumbass

by nuggortphorn June 6, 2022

dead before death

Song by Emit

Guy 1: Have you listened to "dead before death"?
Guy 2: Yeah! It's creepy as shit!

by Idkish June 12, 2022

The Second Death

the Second death is where all life on earth will end soon and it's already been decided on judgement day recently by ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Who created planet earth and all life on it. it's no way to stop it or undo it base on everything everyone already did. the best you can do is enjoy the little life you have left , doing all the stuff you can do now. loving your partner. having sex, eating good food every day. whatever it takes to enjoy this before the Eternal After life....where divine punishment starts forever. base on the deeds you did all your life to everyone in the world for your own personal gain.

The second death was mention long ago way before any of us was born. no clue how many days, months, years are left.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 15, 2022

Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.

I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.

by PicPickle June 25, 2022