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Jones That Bitch

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice
by DankDefintions February 21, 2011
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bitch flute

when someone complains, they are playing their bitch flute
Stop playing your bitch flute so loud, it is very annoying
by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011
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bitch blockade

Similar to a cockblock, but involving females.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.
Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.
by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011
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Bitch Flop

1) Gay slang for flip flops!

2) When a fat woman flops up and down on a dick, looking like a chicken.
Those are some hot bitch flops!
by Munty2002 August 22, 2011
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bitch wallet

a man who has a girlfriend
Guy 1: "I always buy food for my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Yea, you're a total bitch wallet."
by badmanminton January 31, 2023
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mountain bitch

Wow! That’s a big ol mountain bitch!
by Shreddyhair February 1, 2023
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delusional bitch

Someone that's always worried or freaking out about something irrational or someone who's just stupid
Yo, i hope she's okay.. she hasn't responded to my texts in 5 minutes man
"nigga you's a delusional bitch"

Ya so like, 2 + 5 ISN'T 9???
"hoe wtf you're a delusional bitch"
by needsometix April 29, 2023
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