Birdbath

When you sit on a toilet with high water and your bird dips in.

Damn high-water public toilets, took another questionably sanitary birdbath

by MarDy2112 February 27, 2018

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birdjack

To take or attempt to take a Bird scooter from another person by use of force, intimidation or by taking parked scooter without another Bird within half mile.

Went into the store for 2 f'ing minutes and someone Birdjacked me. Fixin' to walk 2 miles now..

by snoozealou June 25, 2018

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birdton

A weird and slim man that has no interest in partaking of food. Birdton can also mean a pain that you can't get rid of, but you learn to love it.

I don't really Birdton about it at the moment.

by Polymorphic_hexagonic_bionic July 9, 2018

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We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.

We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...

We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....

by notinventedhere January 4, 2019

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Birdperving

Watching birds

Have you seen that hut over ? It’s for birdperving!

by Elana ward May 4, 2019

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birdworming

When a female performs fellatio on an extremely intoxicated male whose lower unit can no longer stand at attention (a condition commonly referred to as "whiskey dick") such that the female resembles a bird attempting to pull a worm out of the ground. Commonly, the male will exclaim "I swear this never happens", but both parties know that is patently false.

"Hey, did you take Sheila home and give her a proper rogering last night?"

"Ah fuck. I was so whiskey dicked that she ended up just birdworming me for an hour. I changed course and decided to stick a finger in her butt, then she freaked out and I just rolled over and passed out."

by tumbleweaves July 25, 2019

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