Water WaterMelon

Watermelon flavoured water except idiotic

"Are you enjoying your water watermelon?"
"Yes I am"

by Mlae man April 2, 2021

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Dog Water

when your friend is complete ass at something

Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*

by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021

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Water

Something everyone wants

Karen: GIVE ME THE WATER PACKAGE OR ELSE I WILL CALL THE COPS!!
Person 1: Well at least I don't rant about water packages that are right behind of you.

by EpicPandaLord April 6, 2021

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holy water

something to use when you or others around you are getting horny, always works on demons

oh wait a minute, most of the definitions here are horny, looks like i have to use my holy water

by someone else thats not u April 6, 2021

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Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions

I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!

by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021

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