two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

two finga stinga

Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.

I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!

by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

Two man

A two or 2 man is when 2 men either have sex with a girl at the same time or one after another.

It can be used past tense like me and bro went on a two man and shit was right.

Or

It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw

by deathh70 October 18, 2025

Two and a BBQ

The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.

Well at least you got two and a BBQ.

by Keno master October 2, 2020

two-seater

When 2 woman separately sit on a man's face and genitals.

Person 1: I heard Jake had a two-seater last night?
Person 2: I'm jealous. I'm a damn virgin.

by acasianBitrate November 3, 2023

two-spacer

A person that follows the traditionalist writing style which includes two spaces after a period.

I bet two-spacers are the type of people that made Pandora accounts and never even tried Spotify.

by bluegingham February 22, 2022