by nvgubxfgv January 29, 2018
Get the Hoe me down mug.A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.
Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.
Should we tell him?
Nah, he'll figure it out.
Should we tell him?
Nah, he'll figure it out.
by Local reject May 4, 2021
Get the Jersey bro hoe mug.Worse than your mom gay your dad a lesbian your granny tranny your grandpa a trap your sister a mister all combined. The only way to deflect this almighty attack is to say no u
(You) Hey Alex your mom gay
(Him) your dad lesbian
(You)your granny a tranny
(Him) your grandpa a trap
(You) bro don’t make me do it
(Him) no sort of sack on u
(You) I’m sorry your bro a hoe
(Him) your dad lesbian
(You)your granny a tranny
(Him) your grandpa a trap
(You) bro don’t make me do it
(Him) no sort of sack on u
(You) I’m sorry your bro a hoe
by Bootykiller.com May 14, 2018
Get the your bro a hoe mug.The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
by RiceFactory February 27, 2020
Get the bro or hoe criteria mug.A hoe ass fucker is basically a gay fuckboy but hoe ass fucker is more fun to say. Also, stupid guys who do stupid shit because they are idiots are known as hoe ass fuckers. If you are fimiliar with the common “guy wanting you for about a week, but then the idea of a relationship hits him” catastrophe then there you go. He’s a hoe ass fucker.
by Ennaeel December 31, 2017
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