Frickle Farts

Used in place or frick, being confused, questioning something

What the frickle farts is that frog doing?

by Bubble butt 03 February 16, 2018

chocolate fart

When you fart and some liquid poop comes. You then smear the liquid poop into your underclothes.

Dude1: Ah, dude, I just had a chocolate fart!

Dude2: I hope you're wearing underwear.

by deepspace10 December 4, 2010

Homo Fart

The sound one makes with his or her mouth while pretending to do martial-arts moves, sword attacks or anything requiring a "fast movement" sound.

My kids annoy the shit out me with constant homo farts for atleast an hour after an episode of Power Rangers.

by Jean Kellie November 8, 2011

Dick fart

A person who is more awkward than a crooked dick

That women was a huge dick fart

by Nickswallows July 6, 2016

Bottle Fart

The unpleasant sputtering sounds created by a bottle that has nearly emptied its contents.

*bottle fart* "Are you kidding me?"

"What?"

"You just used up the last of my K-Y, motherf***er!"

by Austin H. June 17, 2008

Blame Fart

(verb)

This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.

Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.

Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!

Jen: That is putrid!

Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.

Jack: I'll say, wow.

Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.

Josh: *face reddens*

by pi@noguy December 8, 2010

Akaward Farts

The act of farting in a very small crouded room with lots of people which all have stopped talking and they all glare at you.

"Ewww! that guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major dumbass".

Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.

Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.

Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.

by TactialFarts69 November 28, 2011