How to dick nob someone.
Step 1: Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. use a step ladder if necessary
Step 3: Knock.
Step 4: Wait.
Step 1: Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. use a step ladder if necessary
Step 3: Knock.
Step 4: Wait.
-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick
-I even had an erection at the time
-Hah! He touched your dick
-I even had an erection at the time
by Toxic_S August 22, 2010
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or
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or
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by lucusholmus December 1, 2006
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by Sterling Forester March 24, 2008
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b) A erection.
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