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Dick Knob

How to dick nob someone.

Step 1: Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.

Step 2: Insert dick into hole. use a step ladder if necessary

Step 3: Knock.

Step 4: Wait.
-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick
-I even had an erection at the time
by Toxic_S August 22, 2010
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Dick Sex

When a man has sex with another mans through his penis. Usually one member has a smaller penis and is the giver, where as the reciever has a larger penis to accomadate for the otherwise uncomfortable insertion.
"so dave, our relationship is very strong now and i wanna try something new..."
"No we are not having dick sex Tom"
or
"I fancy dick sex...get the tape measure John, lets see who's taking one for the team"
by lucusholmus December 1, 2006
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dick sandwich

The act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their penis'. The act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. The individual's face is "sandwiched between the two penis', hence the name "dick sandwich."
Josh: Hey, Mark
Mark: Yea Josh
Josh: Sean passed out... wanna give him a Dick Sandwich?
Mark: Hell Yea!!!
Mark and Josh: DICK SANDWICH!!!! (while performing the act)
by Sterling Forester March 24, 2008
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Drop the Dick

The act of gently placing one's penis on a female's shoulder, asserting yourself as the dominant member of the relationship.
Quack: Yo dude that chick is hot, but she's being a prude.
Kelly C: Homie, drop the dick, show her who's boss!
by itsmekellyc May 6, 2010
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Pussy Dick

When a man doesn't wash his dick after sex and it still smells of vagina.
Bob had sex with his girlfriend and then went straight to work. Later when her went to the bathroom he smelled he had Pussy dick.
by NxTgEnPwNz June 11, 2009
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Dick slave

1)An individual who is a complete and total subject of the male genetalia, one who craves the precences of dick in their being with a readieness to insert it in their mouth.

2)One whom loves dick and is a total fag stick.

3) A little bAby back bitch thats pissing you off and is being a little ass muffin.
GOD dawm! you fucking ass mucher! ahhhh stop being such a little dick slave and lay off my wang!

man joeys a little bitch ass dick slave, he just wont stop breathing over my angry beaver.
by Amothar February 16, 2007
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hard dick

Either:
a) A misspelling for hard disk. Usually ends up extremely funny to whoever is reading it because of the second definition...
b) A erection.
a) (as you might see on a tech support forum somewhere) my hard dick wont boot up?!?!?!? what's wrong!?#@?? help!!!!
b) Viagra will give you a hard dick...
by very amused... August 15, 2007
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