butt pussy

Something a straight man does not want to give up...his ass to an ass rapist or butt pirate.

I was walking down Stark street in Portland when I heard this big black saying in a deep gruff voice, "I am looking for some pussy...some butt pussy."

Me: Clinch my cheeks and walk away fast.

by shacknasty February 7, 2010

butt-plug

Something you stick up your ass when in jail to avoid getting raped.

Ted the Lifeguard put a butt-plug in his anus so randy sasquatch wouldn't rape him

by Tyrone May 13, 2005

butt virgin

A straight man who is very highly prized in satanic gay communities in both the U.S. and especially Canada - and whose butt hymen is completely intact. If his butt hymen has not been torn yet, then HE'S GOOD TO GO FOR THE HUMAN SACRIFICE!

"I refused his offer of yet another double jaegerbomb as I had already drank ten of them. And, fearful of the way that he kept staring at me, I politely informed him that I was still a butt virgin and that I was going to stay that way!."

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

Butt cracker

A piece of shit that gets flattened in between the cheeks of your ass (after an early morning dump), and throughout the course of a day, it dries and becomes brittle, just like a cracker

Man I need to go home and get rid of this huge butt cracker, it's starting to itch.

by MightyT June 19, 2010

Some butt

to be in the state of wanting a butt. usually used when you are trippin' balls on thizz.

"oh fuck dude, im trippin balls, i want some butt."
"dude this weekend we're gonna get some butt."

by Jeff Royer, Christian Fry March 1, 2008

butt-nut

When a man cums in someone's anus

I had to take a dump to get rid of the butt-nut.

by knowledge is power February 17, 2005

butt turkey

A random insult or exclamation used when something happens that just bursts your bubble or makes your blood boil.

When you play Pokemon and you use Vulpix and your enemy sends out Marill and it uses water gun and you're like "OH YOU FUCKING BUTT TURKEY!!! ><'" It really gets on your nerves.

by omg_i_luv_2_eet_monkey_shit November 5, 2006