douche mansion

Wanna sit here for lunch?

Nah, the douche mansion is sitting right there
by wilhelmina12345678 December 30, 2015
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douche drownder

A heavy downpour of rain.
The crops could use a good douche drownder.
by Gonad the Ball Bearing July 22, 2023
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flaming douch bag

Daw W
When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag
by ____penie November 09, 2017
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Douche-box

A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).
Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?

Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
by Dr Doot January 30, 2024
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Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.
by MM132 May 09, 2022
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Ska douche canoe

Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.
Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe

Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe
by DaughterofGod March 14, 2020
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Douche bag strap

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.
A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.
by EmuleehK July 28, 2011
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