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bowing tiger hidden crouch 

When you decide to greet another person using the eastern bow instead of the western handshake. But since they're not worth putting strain on your back, you sneak in an ergonomically correct squat instead of a bow.
Person 1: Why are you squatting instead of shaking my hand?
Person 2: It's 2020 learn 2 bow. Handshakes and elbow bumps are a thing of the past.
Person 1: Looks more like a bowing tiger hidden crouch, but okay
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bāwa’tigōwininiwŭg 

This is the name that the Chippewa indians called themselves. It means 'people of the Sault'
We are the Bāwa’tigōwininiwŭg!

Brown tiger 

When, after anal sex, you clean your stuff on partner drawing brown lines making the partner butt cheeks looks like a tiger whit brown stripes
Charlene, is that your ass or a brown tiger is chasing you?
Brown tiger by RudeGnappo June 8, 2020

Jump tight

Getting ready to go somewhere quickly and still looking good
I have to jump tight because I have to be there in 20 minutes
Jump tight by Jump tight October 21, 2020

Flying tiger 

A flying tiger is where the girl is lying on the bed in the missionary position. The man then climbs up a six foot ladder to the top. He then jumps off the ladder as if he’s pouncing and roars like a tiger. Landing perfectly in the woman’s vagina.
I can’t believe you successfully used the flying tiger last night.
Flying tiger by USNorCal November 6, 2020

Jesse Tight 

When A Dumb Welder Makes something so tight it can't be removed.
This bolt is Jesse tight, it's not coming off ever
Jesse Tight by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020