When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.
by Yagggahab May 20, 2023
Get the Jare-Bearmug. A poster on a the best web site online. Most of them are nigger faggots who like to post cartoon polar bears and talk shit about Lizzo.
by WolfgangBlack February 4, 2022
Get the poaler bearmug. by Polar green May 31, 2022
Get the Polar bearmug. “i might not wear a skirt to that party, I heard that logy bear is there”
“I can’t go to ponty”
“why not?”
“logy bear is at it again in the bushes with his binoculars”
“fuck mush we lost 0-19 again today”
“aye you know why don’t you, logan ash is in goals mun”
“I can’t go to ponty”
“why not?”
“logy bear is at it again in the bushes with his binoculars”
“fuck mush we lost 0-19 again today”
“aye you know why don’t you, logan ash is in goals mun”
by Cameron Pimblott March 31, 2023
Get the Logy Bearmug. That guy that gots that dog in em!
That guy that pulls no matter what!
That guy who’s gonna fuck your dad, mom and wife then go on to say I wear the pants!
That mf with that rizz in em!
Coochie destroyer!
That guy that pulls no matter what!
That guy who’s gonna fuck your dad, mom and wife then go on to say I wear the pants!
That mf with that rizz in em!
Coochie destroyer!
by The pedophilic rizz master May 28, 2023
Get the Rizzly bearmug. Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.
I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"
by coxnkitty May 8, 2018
Get the Bear Trapmug. Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.
Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
Get the Poke the right bearsmug.