cum dedication

When you print off a photo of someone and blow your load over their face.

I had the best wank last night. I did a cum dedication over your sister's Facebook photo.

by Drae-Ko August 18, 2017

Cum Blaster

When you’re balls deep in a bitch and you unleash three days of sperm production on the tip of your own condom

Johnny: Last night I was balls deep in Martha and she told me to give her the cum blaster

Noah: Holy shit dude I bet you hadn’t jacked off for days too.

by BigTitsBigDick October 20, 2018

Cookie Cum

When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.

Dude: yo you wanna do cookie cum?
Other dude: Hell no bro...

by Mustaj March 6, 2019

cum dumb

a state of being brought about when you've just had an orgasm and you're too stupid to function.

she asked me to make her a drink after sex but i was too cum dumb and i ruined it

by ttg720 January 2, 2019

Cum Clap

The act of cumming in your hand and then clapping

Jake cum clapped at his local primary school yesterday

by Spit roast January 8, 2019

Cum butthol

When a gab cums inside someone's butthol

Gab: "IMMA CUM BUTTHOL!!"

by Butthol January 14, 2019

Cum Belch

The act of blowing one’s load into a woman’s mouth, and then tickling her throat so that she procedes to expel the load into and all over your face.

Dude, I need to wash my face. I made Linda cum belch this morning.

by seanorman February 9, 2019