The Jurassic Park Challenge

When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.

"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."

by Beardedpiper May 27, 2022

Dirty Parking Spot

When you fall asleep while doing anal.

I was at the bar when I found a slut. She let me do whatever. And then I woke up at with my dick in the dirty parking spot.

by Tiddylicker69 May 30, 2022

Parking lotted

Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?

Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted

by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024

Trailer Park Titties

big titties on a small frame

you remember that skinny flat-chested girl from my neighborhood? ended up with massive trailer park titties

by xerocool22 April 19, 2025

Car park girl

A girl who likes going in men’s cars and going too car parks too kiss and have sexual activity.

“She easy bro take the car park girl and lips her and do you thing she will do it for anyone bro “

by Yesthatsrightfool June 14, 2024

Parked

Getting beat up

“Your getting parked b!tch”

by Getparkedcrew January 29, 2024

San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.

MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.

by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009