Ian penis

An abnormally tiny penis ranging from about 1 to 3.5 inches.

-That kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.

by 100010110 February 7, 2007

penis smoker

1) One who gives head...

2) A homosexual male

I bet she's a good penis smoker... ;)

Jake, quit acting like a Penis Smoker

by Big D March 1, 2003

beach penis

a tanned out penis: something that looks like srengs.

where did you get that beach penis?

i heard sreng is getting his beach penis today

by maximillion leg..acy July 7, 2009

Penis darts

the aftermath of smooking weed the next day

Boy A: It feels like a cylinder of pain! not just a pain on the surface but right through ! like...
Girl B: penis darts?!

by Tuna Tessticles January 9, 2010

Zebra Penis

A male sex organ that has the aesthetics of a male sex organ similiar to that of a person of dark skin, and a person of white skin combined.

Mike: Dude, that white guy's dick is HUUGE!
Fred: I know right? Must be a Zebra Penis...

by Dixie normous geddit? March 31, 2011

penis circle

A tightly constructed formation in a circle of men, preventing anyone one else from entering (usually girls of a less attractive manner, or uninteresting fellow males)

The needy virgin lost hope in acheiving sexual intercourse with her friends after the guys formed a penis circle.

by vaGina NaGrina January 5, 2008

Penis brains

1.someone who is a freaking moron.
2. someone who thinks with his penis instead of his head.

Great job Penis brains! you spilled your beer on me!
Wow, Penis brains, you are so lame for trying to get with me.

by chasers23 June 29, 2008