Life in India and Saudi Arabia for women boils down to the crucial decision of whether they want to be rejected as a beggar woman always poor and gang raped once or twice a year or whether they want to be a well to do housewife marital raped by their husband nightly. Ah!, decisions!, decisions!, decisions!
by Bad C dev July 14, 2024

To edit someone's online census form while they are away from their computer with the hope they will submit it without seeing the changes.
Miller: Have you seen Charlie lately? I'm lost without him.
Mark: Haha, he got deported as 'cus I Census Raped him!
Everyone else in chorus: Hahahahahahaha, what a mug!
Miller: wha...
Mark: Haha, he got deported as 'cus I Census Raped him!
Everyone else in chorus: Hahahahahahaha, what a mug!
Miller: wha...
by GrandMasterT May 16, 2011

by Rob Riggins December 20, 2024

by bezdin July 11, 2015

by Phat nyash December 7, 2022

The act of shoving a naan into somebody's anus. The naan should preferably be Buttered. The more topping the more painful it is! "
by Ole Iversen September 27, 2022
