Gummi Nuts

The result of having sex with a girl and not using a condom. If one does not take a shower immediately, then they're nuts (due to the juices) maintain the consistent feeling of a melted bag of gummibears.

I'm gonna hop in the shower, I had sex earlier and I've got gummi nuts!

by MegatronMaxx February 20, 2008

Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.

Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?

by B-rizzle November 21, 2018

rip nuts

To go buck wild in a vehicle and or to go mudding and have a crazy time.

Lets go rip nuts up strait creek!

by Roreye March 3, 2009

my nuts

Would u suck my dick for money

My nuts baby

by Grab my nuts October 31, 2020

Seis-Nut

The one who has three testicles per side.

I am Seis-Nut. I have more balls than you can ever imagine.

by Ryan January 24, 2003

Nut Leech

A promiscuous woman, who, although most of the time the attention might not be as desired, wants to suck your nut-sack and/or preform various other sexual acts with you, or with you watching

"dude, whats going on with you and Betty?"
"well, i have no idea, she keeps giving me all these signs, and i keep turning her down, but she doesn't seem to be getting the signals"
"ha, sounds like you have yourself a regular Nut Leech"

by Kirean22 February 26, 2009

twist a nut

When you cum while thinking of the holocaust

I was in my room yesterday when i twist a nut

by Undeaddryad June 9, 2018