James Keeton

A guy who has an enormous sack. Not only is this sack massive, the balls within are so small they barely resemble anything.

A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.

Hey man, that guy has a James Keeton. I didn’t realise it actually existed

by Definition 124726638 July 1, 2019

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Doing A James

sinking a large amount of hours or days into a specific subject, typically gaming

what the fuck
what?
he is already better than me and it has been only 2 days!
that cheeky cunt must be doing a james!

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

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James

James is a guy that gets all the girls

Look out it’s James, he problably gonna steal yo girl.

by Mike_Scott November 23, 2021

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James stands for small penis. Small penis = Unstatified girls. :(

James is a word for small penis, also very insulting if you say "You're such a james"

by ILikePPs March 21, 2020

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James Fang

A stupidly cute eye-smiling Chinese boy with agile hands and sexy sharp canine teeth. Often found playing basketball, or golf in white preppy-style shorts. He would look hot as fuck with a mullet but his mother makes him chop all his lovely hair off. His calm, innocent aura attracts many and can melt any girl's heart. His pick-up lines consist of 'joe mama' jokes and pen spins.

1: "Yoooo, who's that smarty?"
2. "Oh, that's my homie James Fang, dawg."

by Zebra Striped Docs February 24, 2022

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