The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy
Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!
Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
by phatsauce February 12, 2014

When a woman is fingering herself and then uses the vaginal juices to give their partner a Wet Willy.
She was playing with her self last night, then out of no where she stuck her wet fingers in my ear and gave me a Wet Jilly.
by CutterLad May 24, 2025

When your fucking on the beach and you put your dick in salt water and fuck her it is called this called this cause the sound she makes.
by The faggit August 26, 2017

by Sugarspiceanseverythingnice May 10, 2022

"Yo fam these man move year 8 innit, now who these man"
"who's this neek fam mans gonna shank you up"
"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)
"who's this neek fam mans gonna shank you up"
"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)
by Bleddy Drills February 14, 2021

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020

by darkness842013 July 18, 2020
