someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.
"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."
by ihateclownsandchildren July 28, 2009
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ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?
ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad
ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?
ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad
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Get the feels life man mug.A Real Life Superhero is someone who creates a superhero identity, usually consisting of a superhero name and superhero attire, and uses it to do patrols and/or missions that include helping and saving people, protecting people, and/or fighting evildoers, or going around looking to do those things.
Last night I saw a Real Life Superhero named Tothian patrolling around New York City, keeping people safe!
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by twan February 10, 2005
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