Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

The bean

A word use to describe a miserable not nice co-worker

John “the bean” Condit wasn’t playing nice today during work hours because he didn’t get his 8 hours of sleep.

by Pee wee the herm October 16, 2023

Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022

Beans

Usually a mammal's toes. Commonly used by the furry fandom or those who have feet fetish.

"Oooh... You like beans don't you? Can't wait to tickle those~ >w<" They tease on their friend

by Fornyax February 14, 2025

Ash bean

Putting a cigarette butt out on a bitch’s clit oris

Sam: How’d last night go with Jess?
James: Gave her the old ash bean.
Sam: Nice.

by Cuntosmuntos February 8, 2020

african black bean gene

a gene that female African women carry that could generate black baby with Caucasian males

my friend mcgee got hit withe african black bean gene and now his babiea blaxk

by whitemikeb March 9, 2022

Bean

A slang term which describes the outermost part of the female vagina. Especially when the female is bent over in a doggystyle position, the vagina resembles the shape and contours of a bean.

There is nothing hotter than when a woman bends over naked and shows off her bean.

Billy: "I wish this lima bean turned into a female bean."
Zack:"Yeah, beans are great, except when they give me gas."
Billy: "Carl's Jr.?"

by greedy23 February 9, 2010