A dark, melanin in skin, no life, v6 driving monk. Tries to get with girls under the influence at parties he wasnt invited too.
by brando. November 23, 2021

It is a type of person that is not actually that fat, but seems to be because of his posture, actions and words
A rare word that can be used as a noun, verb and adjective
A rare word that can be used as a noun, verb and adjective
Noun: Fuck me, the whale is nearly the size of Alex Cowley
Verb: Oooh, Crawsh is being cowleyd rn
Adjective: The seal is really Cowley
Verb: Oooh, Crawsh is being cowleyd rn
Adjective: The seal is really Cowley
by Radley insider January 26, 2020

The best soccer player in the whole world and the kindest, most caring and thoughtful boy ever. Alex is always the full package- smart, good looking, funny, nice and good at everything.
by Clozza January 27, 2022

my mean coworker who calls me a horse girl. Even though I'm not a horse girl. He is a gamer who bullies people. And he's a softie who will not admit it. A good guy who likes bullying his coworkers and owns an "I love hot moms" lanyard
by Pandisaster October 8, 2021

by Chanel business February 21, 2023

pertaining to rule 1- a large audience needs to know the god
pertaining to rule 2- its not an inside joke, also i am god, so i am a celebrity
super cool dude
can cast 'Summon Jesus' at least 40 times a day
can smite someone
can divide someone by 0 (they become undefined)
pertaining to rule 2- its not an inside joke, also i am god, so i am a celebrity
super cool dude
can cast 'Summon Jesus' at least 40 times a day
can smite someone
can divide someone by 0 (they become undefined)
by Specified March 5, 2024

by C*o*n*n*o*r September 1, 2016
