Sloppy Vezzi

The act of preforming nefarious top while holding a remote of some form in both hands

Oh man, I totally got a Sloppy Vezzi Yesterday

by FortienalDefinitions July 22, 2024

sloppy clap

When you poop in your hands and clap

Did you guys hear Dave did a sloppy clap?

by ThaGoob August 6, 2024

sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

Sloppy toppy

When you give a wet,sloppy,drenching,dripping,soaking,moist,sissy,wimpy,blowjob and make them cum all in your mouth,leading it to your stomach and lungs drowning you in cum and while draining their balls from semen and leaving their dick drained, dry and soft.

Jim:My Girlfriend gave me a Sloppy Toppy.
Steve:Same!
Jim:Did yours die to?
Steve: Nah shes in the ER Though.

by Xx_.Ilikemen69._xX September 18, 2023

Sloppy Toppenheimer

When you give such good top that he explodes all over you.

Let's go back to my place and I'll give you Sloppy Toppenheimer

by Beeparisu September 20, 2023

Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023