elderly home

a nursing home

my friends call me stupid for saying elderly home

by omwtofyb December 4, 2017

Holiday home-wrecker

The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.

The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.

by Hol9000 December 24, 2017

The Home Invasion

Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.

Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV

by Jerthehair March 15, 2018

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Cody Hamie

literally allergic to everything and he has a dope minecraft chest in his bedroom

friend "lets go to the beach"
Cody Hamie "sorry i can't i'm allergic to the sand "

by BigBoyChristian September 1, 2019

Go home

When somone is too good at it

Bruh dude you got so good weapons, go home

by robrit December 1, 2019

The Home Nations

When one manages to sleep with four different girls in four days, all from different countries. Originally an English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh but expanded.

"Man, Willy has had a blinder the last four days, I think he had a tour of the home nations."

by Willy Lloyd April 18, 2020