Cunny-face

n. A derogatory term describing a person so disliked that one can only refer to their face as a horrible, angry, red vagina.

-God, I hate that fucking cunny-face!

-Hey, cunny-face, bring me a beer!

-How many cunny-faces does it take to screw in a light bulb?

by ussulus February 14, 2009

bah face

well, a bah face is something you just dislike

friend - i cant go to the show this saturday
you - BAH FACE!

by jenna December 2, 2004

schnig-face

A person who whines frequently about stupid things of little or no consequence, and often times does it in a high, annoying, and weak-sauce voice.

"That dude just told me he is angry because he dropped his jacket on the ground. He is also refusing to pick it up. What a complete schnig-face."

by Puppy Dog 1 January 24, 2008

face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat

His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010

Face Crabs

When growing facial hair (face pubes) and it gets to a certain length and its itchy as hell.

Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

pene face

look in a mirror and you'll find out

ey cabron you look like a pene face

by alberto lares July 1, 2008

Screw Face

When dubstep is so dirty and heavy it makes you screw your face to show your sheer appreciation of the track

Me: Ahhh man Funtcase make me screw face so hard

by BadmanClowes February 1, 2013