What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used
Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.
by Alpha twelve November 13, 2022
Get the inane douche mug.noun. A slang term - often used by women in a jestful or derogatory manner - that condescendingly refers to a man’s best bro.
Derived from douchebag and frequently used in conjunction with a bromance.
Derived from douchebag and frequently used in conjunction with a bromance.
Him: “I’m headed out for a few drinks. Be back later. Love you!”
Her: “Let me guess. You’re going to hang out with your douche babe again, huh?”
Her: “Let me guess. You’re going to hang out with your douche babe again, huh?”
by The Bearded Wunder April 13, 2022
Get the Douche Babe mug.When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014
Get the internet douche mug.One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.
by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018
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Listen to this guy! Typical "Douche-bragery"
Me- You can thank Bakedoatbar with help from Faith the most un holy duo.
Bystander...... douche bragers!
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Listen to this guy! Typical "Douche-bragery"
Me- You can thank Bakedoatbar with help from Faith the most un holy duo.
Bystander...... douche bragers!
by Bakedoatbar April 9, 2019
Get the Douche-bragery mug.When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023
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