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To Do a Cummings

The act of breaking instructions, rules or laws by the very person or persons who developed or introduced said instructions, rules or laws.

Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.
Despite telling his children to behave whilst they attended a friends BBQ, Simon was seen to do a Cummings by getting blind drunk and throwing up all over the Greek Salad.

After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.
by AlexY1969 May 29, 2020
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Cum nap

A napkin, sock, dryer sheet or any other item used to clean up your cum.
“Hey honey, pass me a cum nap.”
by iamanthonydean July 11, 2020
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Cum cave

A cave formation molded by semen for hundreds of years in order to sustain maximum moisture on the walls of the cave, and is the place for couples to endulge in massive orgies over one kiss or a handhold, as it gives everyone unusual sexual desires and a want to fuck, you can't control yourself and after some time become a sex goblin.
Guy: Let's go have sex in cum cave.
Girl: No you sex goblin.
Guy: Please?
Girl: Okie dokie.
by Harzenio July 21, 2020
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Cum gauntlet

A battle between two princes of cum vying for the title of cum emperor
Then you will partake in the Cum Gauntlet
by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020
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Cum Helmet

When a guy finishes sex with a woman by pulling his tube steak out of any of her orifices and cascading a hefty load that is so abundant that it coats her hair.
Tim- Did you get it in last night?

Me- Totally. Cristina was concussion-proof after the Cum Helmet I gave her.
by MeezyGeezy March 30, 2012
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Cum Daddy

The Cum daddy strolls the halls at night looking for his next receiver of cum.
The cum daddy has too much skill in the bedroom
by Chanary December 23, 2022
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Who is cumming?

A sentence to ask someone who is cumming in a group of people
Man 1:Hey who is cumming?
Man 2: Its me im cumming now
Man 3: hey stop cumming in my popcorn dude
by BBC Maesteo September 30, 2023
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