Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

milking the butter utter

"Milking the butter utter," is a misspelling of "milking the butter udder," which refers to the act of tit fucking a lactating woman, with extra points to whomever consumes the udder butter, or cum and tit milk mixed into a creamy butter-like consistency.

My girl loves eating the udder butter when I 'm done milking the butter utter (udder)!

by Echo One Romeo September 20, 2016

Butters

A British slang way of saying nasty

Guy 1: mate check out this girl
Guy 2: Ewww she's bare butters

by Has real August 25, 2017

peanut butter cum

cum that you have mixed shit and/or peanut butter with.

Guy 1 : Hey! Wanna come and make some peanut butter cum?

Guy 2 : Sure! Let's go!

by Infected(DoesThings) January 31, 2021

butter and jam

when something is simply pointless

to play for butter and jam

“You guys are playing for butter and jam! It’s a lost game.”

by Gerald Hunt September 6, 2022

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013