3 Minute Warning

When A Girlfriend Warns her boyfriend that she wants him off his video game console to go and do activities with her.

GF: I Want To Go On Hike Today and Take Photos

BF: Sorry I’m about to put on some Sea Of Thieves and Play with the Boys

GF: You’ve Got a 3 Minute Warning to get off or else

by RobbiePirate March 14, 2023

:3

:3 stands for: I'm a femboy who's 5'2, I sound like a girl, I want to be dominated by someone taller than me, someone that has a bigger unit than me, someone that can breed me until they can't anymore

:3 is most commonly used in text messages, and it's probably the only way to use it

by Funny Apple June 25, 2025

February 3

February 3rd is a national Alissar day. On this day, people must show how much they love and appreciate Alissar, buy her gifts, and of course get her flowers. This day is also considered a “Yes day”, which means that on February 3rd, “no” doesn’t exist.

-Wow, who did you get peonies for?
-Are you out of your mind, how could you forget that it’s February 3rd, National Alissar day!!!

by user272728282 July 27, 2023

mae <3

mae is the loml ☹️

she's so sosososososo sweet and i love her so much. everyone needs a mae in their life 😇

we both obsess over billy loomis and jaeden martell and that's a very good aspect of our friendship 🥰

mae <3 is bae 😍

by emlovesyou March 16, 2022

YOYHECHMAFOUXBLOPIN <3

(Y-oi-heh-chmA-foe-Ooo-kx-blah-pin)

HOW MANY MEPHONES WILL FOUR EVAPORATE IF HATSUNE MIKU EATS YOYLECAKE BEFORE A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT WHERE THE LEAD SINGER FALLS OVER AND YOU FEEL EMO LIKE FEMBOY LEN

AYO BRO! YOYHECHMAFOUXBLOPIN <3

by THEOILEDONECONFRIMED September 14, 2025

Greenleto 3 Alien

The most annoying thing in the universe, it constantly steals your peanut butter, so if you find it in your house, eat all your peanut butter because it will prolly kill you if you don’t give it any.

Greenleto 3 Alien broke into my house and stole my peanut butter again! Dammit!

by Thegodofcheese…nuffsaid December 30, 2021

unit 3

THE SHITTIEST UNIT AT UC BERKELEY. The people are rad but the building is hellish. Mad athletes (NOICE).

"Those boys are hot, they must be from unit 3. AKA Unit third-world."

by zahrye October 11, 2013