zooted

verb:
1) To be so under the influence of cocaine that one becomes paranoid and forgets where they are.

2) To be so affected by the effects of cocaine that one forgets nights past activites.

1) I'm so zooted. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
2) Dude I got so zooted last night... Where are my pants.

by Rachel Horowitz April 29, 2007

Zooted

When you slam or get slammed in a video game.

Damn gunnerz, ela just zooted your ass.
Maverick just got zooted off spawn.

by GyrexKRKN March 13, 2020

Zooted

To be sent and out of this world. Where you're laughing so hard.

"DUDE OMFG THAT ZOOTED ME!"
"I'm zooted"

by Ciara M. May 4, 2020

lemme bun the zoot

1) Can I smoke some of that particular weed please?
2) Can I buy some weed please?

Oi bruv, lemme bun the zoot.

by xx_stale_meme_lord_xx June 5, 2018

Zoot Head

a Zoot Head is someone who likes smoke weed

Grant is such a zoot head!

by the marshman January 4, 2009

zootburger

an idiot, tool

"those lebs are massive zootburgers"

by laserspewpewpewpewpew July 19, 2009

zooting

sex and smoke

we zooting tomorrow

by nigaatoes April 9, 2020