zoom

The most stupid app in the world.CHINA is hearing you.

me: So do u use zoom for the online lesson

by Elmo friend January 27, 2021

Zoom

A very hellish program used by schools, meeting, and friends.

"Hey Daniel do you guys use Zoom to do school?"

by NotFlashy February 1, 2021

Mise en Zoom

“Mise en Scene” + “Zoom”

A background, either real or electronically generated, for a Zoom call intended to reflect positively on the participant.

“The author’s mise en Zoom was filled with copies of his own books.”

“My mise en Zoom makes it look like I’m calling in from Tatooine.”

by nycmurph February 6, 2021

Zoom

A STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE TO MAKE CHILDREN TORTURE THEIR DREAMS IN VIRTUAL SCHOOL

Mom “hey sweetie,are you in zoom yet?“
Me “no mom im on facetime with a 50 year old man and 828992839 children“

by I’m a big girl February 7, 2021

Zoom Room

A room, usually a home office setup, typically used for zoom or video conference calls.

“My zoom room has a vanity book case”

by Sfgfbf February 9, 2021

Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as: inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, and suffers from board-line personality disorder.

This zoom head keeps yapping; I need to take to his/her father.

The only thing you’ve experienced, is your phone, zoom head.

I don’t trust these zoom heads’ serving my food at that McDonalds, they don’t follow sanitary protocol.

by Zoom Head February 22, 2021

Zoom jeans

Denim pants casually worn as the bottom half of a dressy outfit, such as shirt, or blouse, blazer and tie, which is off-camera during a Zoom videoconference requiring business apparel.

When I have to wear Zoom jeans, I don’t bother with a belt, either.

by anonymous March 1, 2021