wtf mate

usually said when surprised or confused. w-what t-the f-f*ck

pronounced: dub-ah-yoo tee eff may-teh

bob: durka durka akrad mahammad albid durka

steve: wtf mate?

by durka akrad May 14, 2006

WTF

1) Abbreviation meaning "What the f***". Very overused.

2) What I'm thinking when I see Obama talk.

3) Generally how 14 year old girls try to look cool in chat rooms.

1) Wow man wtf was that?

2) He's going to spend how much? WTF?!?!?

3) And I wazz like WTFZZ is thiz stuf OMG like LOL WTF TTYL

Oh also if you use this word you need to kill yourself.

by xINSANEx xMODZx August 21, 2010

wtf wjd

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do

Guy 1: Lets stab this baby with a fork!

Guy 2: Dude, WTF WJD?

Guy 1: You're right... a SPOON!

by L337Geek July 26, 2007

WTF man?

A pharse satnding for "what the fuck, man?" Usually used when an individual is intoxicated and his friends are talking to him. It tells your friends that you are to intoxicated to follow what they are saying.

Jay: Hey, wanna go get something to eat, Dennys, Mc donalds?
Jack: ......wtf man......?
Jay: Oh...never mind then...

by Kiddo August 30, 2004

yo wtf

stop playin

yo wtf

by hahaushenenjeeh November 18, 2019

wtf/e

what the fuck ever -- used on IM

person 1: ur hot
person 2: no im not
person 1: yea
person 2: no
person 1: yea
person 2: no
person 1: YES YOU FUCKING ARE
person 2: wtf/e bitch.
person 1: psh. wtf/e.

by ur bald headed granny April 19, 2006

Generation WTF

An alternate name for Generation Y, referring to Gen Y's constantly asking 'Why'. Also making a subtle nod to the 1337 speak which has evolved from the early computer hackers.

Useless Generation WTF constantly bitching about doing work.

by Rowan Macfarlane November 10, 2008