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hatchet wounde

A girls vagina that is so gross it looks so gross like a hatchet wounde. similar to something from chainsaw massacre.
she was hot, but her vagina looked like a hatchet wounde.
by green starfish June 5, 2010
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Wounded Soldier

when you are getting handjob, head, banging a girl, then right when your about to bust you pull out, push her face first to the ground, and blow your load on the back of her knee!! Then you SCREAM "WOUNDED SOLDIER"
I got hammered, and my buddy and I wounded soldiered that wonderful young ladyBritt.
by BRAW HOUSE August 2, 2008
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Wounded Lama

As in he has the grace and speed of a WOUNDED LAMA.
by Dink Spacey August 25, 2010
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wounded eagle

A sexual position intended for the pleasure of only one person
Procedure: Begin by having sex in standing position( forced or willing) grab her weaker leg and hold it up. The receiving person will atempt to regain balance by flapping arms, this in turn creates a back and forth motion allowing the giver to simply stand whilst keeping the leg firmly leg firmly grasped. This beautifully simulates a wounded eagle
Dude I screwed Mercedes last night, but she tried to pull out so I did a wounded eagle on her ass and she did all the work.
by ReEngineeredLife March 6, 2017
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Wounded Warrior Projecting

V.)

1.) An action that occurs when a keyboard Warrior is hit with information that contradicts every single one of their claims causing them to say some of the stupidest shit seen on social media.

2.) Something a keyboard Warrior does after you prove them wrong, usually resulting in them being highlighted in a future Rob Gavigan's "why would you put that on the internet?" video.
Okay "BelleDaphineisBae420XXX" you claim iguanas can fly after you feed them a solid amount of reefer.. but I just showed you a dozen videos proving otherwise.

No I'm not a mayonnaise drinking necrophiliac. You can stop Wounded Warrior Projecting now..
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023
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Licking her wounds

The act of eatin' dat bitch out while she bleedin' from her baby hole
Aww hell yeah, Becky got her period today. Imma be licking her wounds all night!
by anonymous December 11, 2020
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