wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind

quick i need a wind wiper now

by md33 December 2, 2020

Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water

“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”

by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022

Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

wind chapped

The generally horrible feeling on your face and hands when traveling outdoors in cold weather, causing a "chapped" and ashy texture all over. Generally cureable by covering the diseased areas with chapstick.

Billy bikes to class every morning and always gets wind chapped on his face and hands.

by Wind Chapped Billy January 17, 2018

Faded in the wind

1) to space out
2) to dissappear with out any body knowing
3) to get high

1) I Just faded in the wind
2) person one: wheres jack
person two: idk he just faded in the wind
3) i just got some killer kush and faded in the wind

by lsnvnlfnvkndfldvkjffnvjd April 13, 2011

cranked that wind

When you make a lot of money at door dash

Wow, really cranked that wind today"

by Kirrem November 7, 2021

Polar wind

The act of eating someone's ass out while chewing gum and they fart in their mouth but it stays minty fresh because of the gum.

Ex.1. Tiffany ate my ass after blowing me and it felt so good I accidentally gave her a polar wind.
Ex.2. Jessica said she wanted to give me a polar wind

by Tiedstik & narutonotnice October 10, 2019