dutch whistle

A uber-potent drink made from the cheapest vodka, coffee liqueur, and irish cream you can find, topped off with way too much half and half (to cover the low-quality booze) and then shaken and served with ice. Not to be confused with a TGI Friday's mudslide.

Guy: I just horked my dutch whistles.

by keptman September 28, 2008

lint whistle

Euphemism for Vagina

I kissed Carrie's lint whistle last night. Man was it sweet!

by redrocket182 June 3, 2009

The Whistling Walrus

A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.

Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!

by Davieee September 24, 2007

Whistling Sticks

Southwestern border slang for fingers.

Gina warned Tesco not to get his Whistling Sticks caught in the closing door.

by Swyper May 4, 2022

Shit whistle

Fart at a high pitch

Im gonna wear your panties and toot my shit whistle

by Cuffs82 April 23, 2019

Whistling spitfly

A bumpkin, with a one eyed prostitute, and an unfortunate fly. The johns mEmber is inserted in the prostitutes spare eye socket while she holds a fly in her mouth. at the end the prostitute snowballs the fly and ejaculate together.

That bar sucked, but the bathroom attendant gave a mean whistling spitfly.

by cosha123 August 27, 2009

dirty whistle

A person whose good nature gets exploited. Often used in the context of dry elbows.

What? Do you take me for your dirty whistle?

by Cantucurlactivator96 November 6, 2018