only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."

by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011

me when taco bell

i will shart the god damn toilet toilet

me when taco bell made me shart like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by yourlocalmemer July 17, 2022

cereal when haves milk

that moment when the milk contains cereal

wow that a big sex poop cereal when haves milk

by cheese eat February 12, 2019

When the ocean dries up

An idiom, describing something will happen in a VERY long time, often an activity that one is not inclined to take part of.

"Are you ever gonna try indoor skydiving?"
"When the ocean dries up, man!"

by ProfessorMOfficial June 20, 2022

when you get shit on

Uzii booty shit head

Your gonna stink when you get shit on

by When you get shit on December 24, 2020

When the ocean dries up

never; an extremely long time.

"Dude, shut up. I'm trying to listen to my music."
"I'll stop talking when the ocean dries up!"

by ProfessorMOfficial May 16, 2022

when me and your mom

it is usually used with a Sutter but if you want to be fancy say really fast and run

"when me- me and- when your- mom- and I-"
"WHEN ME AND YOUR MOM" *runs*

by :)casper:) November 16, 2021