vacation dick

A humongous penis one could not recive on daily basis, as opposed to boyfriend dick

Usually can be find on holiday hook-ups and one night stands of white females, presumably life guards or random guys called Tyrese.

Jennifer: I can't even stand today after the night with Rafael.
Alyson: Sounds like he's got a real vacation dick

by Lingvistik May 18, 2016

Vibrations

Ever since I was born, I already disliked something so much, I promised myself it would never happen, so I get vibrations way before an event I hate happens and I beat/yell the shit out of a person, so I can prevent it from happening. The vibration is just bubbles coming up in my stomach and having a quick vision in my mind. Pretty cool, huh?

Thank goodness my vibrations came, I don’t know what I would do without it!

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

fetus vacation

A period of time lasting approximately 8 to 9 months. Relating to the time span that a fetus is housed in the womb.

"Man daniel, my vacation is too long"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"

by Darcie Elyse August 18, 2007

Mad Max vacation

When you take an ad hoc vacation and don't want to make it a staycation but still don't have money or will to do a proper long trip. Distinguishing difference to a regular road trip is that you

1) Go alone
2) Only take your dog with you
3) Drive a muscle car (primer black preferred)
4) Next waypoint is mostly a gas station or an accommodation

Basically just like the guy in the Mad Max movies.

- Dude, my boss made me to take some time off, but I don't want to just stay at home drinking beer.
- Take a mad max vacation
- You mean take Fluffy with me to Grand Canyon on my Falcon XB??
- Yeah!

by k151810 August 7, 2010

Resort Vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.

Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.

by Erum October 1, 2007

Vagcation

1 : Any length of time in which, due to the absence of a significant other, the carrier of the vagina does not partake in vagina intercourse 2 : the time during a woman's menstrual cycle in which the women, for fear of losing her man, performs oral sex to keep him from finding another vagina

Friend 1: So I heard you tell Christine you're going to NY. That should be fun, just you and Andrew for a nice relaxing weekend?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm leaving Andrew at home, I am in depserate need of a vagcation.

by P-Squeezie March 13, 2009

Buying a Vacation

To do something purposely to get a suspension from school.

I told the principal to felch me. thus buying a vacation

by lookalike December 17, 2005