Valentina

She is a gorgeous red head with an amazing heart. She is really short but is an amazing little spoon. She is very generous and always gives her best advice. Her mind takes over and leaves her depressed but she is tuff. She isn’t very good at picking her relationship but all she needs is support. She is a beautiful singer and loves to play the ukelele. She is super artistic in drawing, writing, and even makeup. She has beautiful plump lips and gorgeous dark eyes surrounded by long lashes. She is always cold but gives the best hugs, snuggles, and hand holding. Her laugh is contagious and her smile lights up a room. She dresses in cute and comfy outfits. She is always herself no matter what. She likes to be left alone sometimes but wants you when she needs you. Takes the hearts of everyone she knows without even knowing how beautiful she is.

Valentina: 🤞🏼🤞🏼my bab

by anonymousbab September 7, 2019

valentina

they're really nice and I love them a lot.

valentina! ily

by ur moms gay friend December 21, 2021

Valentime-Out

A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.

I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.

by goo wyko February 4, 2009

Valentine

Literally giving your heart to someone for one day in February... if they accept, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*

You make me want to break every rule. Like the one that says when you play that flower petal game you have to alternate "I love you's" with "I love you not's" ...and the rule that says that only certain people are meant to be together...

Rules don't mean a thing. You were made for Me.

...and I don't want to give you my heart for just one day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Melina...

Will you be my Valentine?

by T. McNeil February 25, 2011

Valentime's Day

The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.

My daughter rocks, she got Valentimes from all the boys at school on Valentime's Day.

by WhyCome? February 16, 2007

Valentino

Best described as a boy with an erection,

Hahaha ! Valentino has a boner , !

(You may swap Valentino's name with the name of the guy with an erection.

by Philly123456 October 20, 2009

Blue Valentine

Tom Waits' fifth studio album, from 1978, Blue Valentine is an amazing work of art. This album was really the turning point between classic Waits, and the more avant-garde Waits. His voice became much more gravelly in his hiatus, and he added more low-lifes and hard-lucks to the songs. One of the best songs he has ever recorded is here, Romeo Is Bleeding, along with $29.00, and Blue Valentines.

An excerpt from Blue Valentine's-
A Sweet Little Bullet From A Pretty Blue Gun

I'd rather die before I wake
Like Marilyn Monroe
And throw my dreams out in
The street and the
Rain will make em grow

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009