monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional

secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...

by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023

you twisted me

Basically a form of jacking someone off is moving your hands in a twisting motion

You twisted me, Kimberly.

by konichko August 25, 2023

I trusted you so much bruh

Word used by maselangs after someone snitches on them to the police in singapore. Very Famous examples on singapore instagram.

"Haha get reported to the police maselang"

"I trusted you so much bruh"

by arfddop November 2, 2023

A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'

Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister

by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023

The Twisted Sister

When you take a woman into a restaurant bathroom for a blow job, and right before you cum, you twist her around and cum directly onto the back of her head and into her hair. You then rub the cum into her hair like styling gel, and make her look like Twisted sister.

After I turned the girl I met at the bar around and gave her the twisted sister, I immediately sat down on the toilet and started taking a shit while she was still in the bathroom!!

by Nrogers February 25, 2024

National Twisted Tea Day

October 5th, National Twisted Tea Day. Get together with your best drinking friends and have a day FULL OF TWISTED TEAS! You must only drink Twisted Tea. TWEA TIME!

Steez - "Yo bro you know what today is right?"
Jake - "No I don't bro what is today?"
Steez - "October 5th! National Twisted Tea Day baby! Put that water down and get a TEA!"

by steezbaby October 2, 2024

Can't be trusted

Nooooo no no! It's just fucking spite bitch. Just spite. Nothing else. You aren't saving humanity by trying to steal from me. You would let me kill you all in an A.I. genocide before you would ever share your stolen authority with a peasant.

Hym "Oh no, you're right. I can't be trusted. But neither can any of you. You need to be excised from eachothers lives (with extreme prejudice) until you're no longer the obstacles you are. Even the peripheral effect you have is noxious.

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024