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Tots could

"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.
Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"
by HeurseShert August 4, 2024
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Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"
by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025
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prosta-tot

Noun. A young girl who walks around in a group of more than two other females, high school girls who dress slutty, whore, usually different colored hair, laughs extremely loud at jokes, who thinks its cool to kiss her girlfriends, whose really a virgin who passes around gossip about her actually getting it on with "Johnny", tramp, slut, who has to be home at curfew, who walks the neighborhood after school who gets guys to honk at them and screams and laughs when guys really do honk. Young prostitutes in training.
Damn, bro, look at those girls right there!

Yeah man, little prosta-tots!!

"HONK HONK"

Heeheeehahahahahheeeheeehhahahaha!! <--Girls.
by LuckyOne87 August 22, 2012
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dinger tots

A straight white male, cocky in nature, known by his crew for hitting lots of dingers; it is common knowledge that if he is not hitting dingers he can be found getting high or at the local KFC
Opposing team: "move in this kid sucks"
Dinger tots:"fuck you I'm dinger tots!"
by Bret3576 May 31, 2016
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Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+
Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
by Stoney69 March 23, 2019
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Tot

All of these Tot’s trying to oppress the rest of us. We just want to live and be free. They’re all Nazis.
by AntiTotalitarian August 8, 2021
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Cabbage Tots

"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"

"The what?"

"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"
by briareos02 June 6, 2013
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