Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.
by kristy June 30, 2003
having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.
by sergio97 January 01, 2011
Nineteenth base is when you bite someone's balls off and stick it up your butt at exactly 10:17 am in a physics lecture at the front of the classroom while simultaneously touching the TA's areolae and solving a very very hard physics problem involving heat transfer of energy, kinematics and forces. All while drinking a extra large coffee - double double from mcdonalds that you got for free because you stole it because you're a naughty boy.
by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan November 09, 2017
by Tonight138 May 16, 2016
Helen- Where is Nathen?
Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.
Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago
Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house
Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.
Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago
Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house
by xxLilachan8xx August 01, 2011
"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote
by JoeBidensHusband June 06, 2021
1st man: whats up with him?
2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!
2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!
by southwalessniper December 14, 2009