2nd base

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.
by kristy June 30, 2003
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13th Base

having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.
I got to 13th Base with the wife yesterday and she came allover my deer stalker
by sergio97 January 01, 2011
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nineteenth base

Nineteenth base is when you bite someone's balls off and stick it up your butt at exactly 10:17 am in a physics lecture at the front of the classroom while simultaneously touching the TA's areolae and solving a very very hard physics problem involving heat transfer of energy, kinematics and forces. All while drinking a extra large coffee - double double from mcdonalds that you got for free because you stole it because you're a naughty boy.
Wow, this morning I got to nineteenth base with my professor! Everyone loved it!
by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan November 09, 2017
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based lifestyle

Living your life with purpose. Using art as your escape from the world
This based lifestyle has me really living
by Tonight138 May 16, 2016
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Fap base

The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.
Helen- Where is Nathen?

Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.

Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago

Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house
by xxLilachan8xx August 01, 2011
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openly based

To say something so retarded that its unbelievably funny.
"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote
by JoeBidensHusband June 06, 2021
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base-face

a person who has been taking amphetamine to long, resulting in a rough and toothless appearance
1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!
by southwalessniper December 14, 2009
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