Max

V. to smash a toilet as a household responsibility.

N. someone whose primary chore around the house consist of smashing toilets

Adj. to the largest extent, huge;

Person 1: can that bangin chick make it to the sunday kegger?
Person 2: Not tonight boss, her parents have her maxing around the house all day.

Person 1: Dude that party last night was max!

by Fuzzy Wobbles January 12, 2010

Max

-Jacked
-Womanizer
-Smart, just lazy
-Not fat, big
-Under rowing + math scholarship
-Father is part of mafia
-Best o-lineman
-Says he sacked the qb and got a touchdown (very incredible for o-line)
-Gets bad grades, but has goal of going to harvard

Max is someone that matches all of the above

Man, that guy is such a Max.

I wish I was a Max. That would be incredible.

I'm Max.

by bhr11111 March 24, 2009

maxe

One who is a fucking Homo. Of or belonging to the Homosexual genus. Career: Lifelong fudgepacker.

Look at maxe. What a fucking homo.

by Maggot666 November 01, 2003

to the max

Something done in the style of Max Hardcore.

He boned that girl to the Max.

by max December 25, 2004

Max

Max is the ugliest man alive he has many friends but they are all fake since he is rich , he smells and he is fat and dumb

"Ewwwww look at max"
*max starts talking*
"Oh hiiiiii!"

by LalalLLLLLLlLalalala June 05, 2019

Max

A type of dude who’s gets on everyone’s nerves and no one likes.

“Max gtfo”

by That one crackhead in town July 05, 2019

max

a boy who is a player who all the girls want, he's sexy and fit and kind and a great kisser. he's a good boyfriend but a complete dickhead

girl one: omg look over there..

girl two: wow he's such a max
girl three: thats my boyfrind!
girl one and two: LUCKY!

by Th March 12, 2012