Kirk Hammett

THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).

1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!

by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023

Kirk

Based on the term "neck", a word for giving a blowjob, fellatio, or oral sex.

Her throat game is crazy shawty was giving straight kirk no teeth, I definitely didn't teach her all that!

by lowtaperblevins67 September 12, 2025

Kirk off

A mean version of buzz off relating to star trek

(When a bird is anoying)
“Kirk off” Crow!

by The_horlzon May 17, 2025

Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.

Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.

by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023

Kirk Smith

Kirk smith’s are kind, thoughtful and warm-hearted. When it comes to movie quotes and song lyrics, kirk smith’s are said to have had the memory of an elephant. Regardless of what Nate Smith’s think, Kirk Smiths are by far the best snow skiers in their families.

Kirk Smiths are loyal friends, brothers, uncles and soon to be husbands. Kirk smith’s often hold family records for most speeding tickets by the age of 16 1/2. Regardless of what Mike Smiths thinks, Kirk Smith's have the best taste have the best taste of music in the family.

Kirk Smith will marry Kelly Smith.

by hellohelloyahyah October 12, 2022

Kirk

Slang for neck, comes from that bum Charlie Kirk getting neck tapped

Bro it’s been a minute, need some Kirk fr

by Best Based Lord October 10, 2025

Kirked

To be shot in the neck.

Some bitch ahh got Kirked last night

by TTTAB November 9, 2025